Season reference · 2059–2070
Year by year
Season statistics: TBD.
3,988 passing yards
33 passing TD
5 INT
1,077 rushing yards
70% completion
108.5 passer rating
Season statistics: TBD.
3,883 passing yards
33 passing TD
11 INT
65% completion
104.8 passer rating
01 / Biography
Life and background
Social presence
Natural presence: Boldly eccentric and comfortable being different.
Eccentricity: Uses unusual metaphors, follows unexpected tangents, and ignores social customs he considers pointless.
Biggest interpersonal flaw: Dismisses traditions that genuinely matter to other people.
When meaning is explained: Asks questions and then participates for the other person's sake.
Affection: Invites people into whatever obsession currently fascinates him and strongly defends their right to be different.
Stress and conflict
Pain response: Becomes completely consumed by a new subject or project.
Unhealthy fixation: Becomes irritated whenever someone interrupts it.
How someone reaches him: Lets him finish the immediate task, then asks directly.
True anger: The metaphors vanish and he becomes painfully literal.
Primary triggers: Mocking someone for being different, enforcing a pointless rule only to demand conformity, and pretending curiosity while actually being patronizing.
Football identity
Preparation: Studies defensive exceptions most players overlook and tests unconventional ideas only after completing the core plan.
Rejected idea: Asks for one controlled practice rep. If the rep proves the idea wrong, admits it immediately and scraps it.
Longevity and MVPs: His openness to younger teammates' ideas without protecting his status most explains winning MVP in both 2059 and 2070.
Mentorship: Asks younger players questions to refresh his own perspective, encourages open challenges to established methods, and lets them make mistakes before offering his solution.
His poor performance: Identifies which underlying assumption failed and asks the teammates least likely to agree with his diagnosis.
Life beyond football
Romantic weakness: Expects his partner to follow every new obsession.
Romantic growth: Asks whether the partner wants to participate or only hear about it, keeps solo-interest time, enters the partner's interests equally, and stops treating declined invitations as rejection.
Hobbies: Experimental electronics and strange gadgets, obscure strategy games, and mechanical puzzles.
Fans: Builds conversations around whatever they brought or mentioned and gives strangely specific advice instead of generic inspiration.
Community work: Free maker labs, engineering programs, youth innovation grants, critical-thinking and media-literacy education, and anti-bullying support for children treated as outsiders.
2059 NEFL MVP · Rattlers
7th season.
3,988 passing yards · 33 passing TD · 5 INT · 1,077 rushing yards · 70% completion · 108.5 passer rating
2070 NEFL MVP · Rattlers
3,883 passing yards · 33 passing TD · 11 INT · 65% completion · 104.8 passer rating
02 / Career & Football Identity
The player and the résumé
Henderson won NEFL MVP in 2059 and 2070 with the Rattlers.
04 / Relationships
People in the record
Not yet documented.
05 / Legacy & Analysis